If you've stuck with me since ages ago, you will have noticed that my stuff is all over the place lately and inconsistent whenever I do upload something new. WELL. LEMME TELL YOU A STORY.
Once upon a time there was a laptop named Coco, who was slightly hefty and large and loud but was loved regardless. Coco had a long term significant other named Painter, and they made magic together. But then one day Coco got sick, and she was never really the same after that. Her movements became sluggish, and she would randomly black out. One day, Coco refused to wake up, so Coco was replaced with a slim, newer thing called Tiffany because that's just how life works. Tiffany was beautiful, but she was an independent little thing who decided she didn't need no man. But then Tiffany realized she was lonely after a year or two and thought she could be lonely together with Painter. Coco's widow, Painter, was hesitant about the replacement but was all like, "aw hell we'll give this a shot, a trial period to see if things can work out with Tiffany." A month later Painter ditched Tiffany because Tiffany couldn't give Painter what he wanted (always nagging for more money wtf you can do better Tiffany). Photoshop came along and was all, "hey baby I want to be your boo." but nobody likes Photoshop; go away Photoshop. You see, Coco also had a best friend named Hanvon that she left behind. Havon couldn't get along with Tiffany either (but eventually they worked it out). So Tiffany was just shit out of luck for years thinking, 'maybe one day I can learn to love Photoshop because Photoshop always got my back.' But then one day this foreign exchange student Clip Studio Paint (we'll call him CSP for short) caught Tiffany's eye, and she ditched Photoshop just like that. Don't worry she still comes back to Photoshop when she wants things CSP can't give her. So now CSP + Tiffany 4 ever the end.
did that even make any sense? omg. everyone is seriously gone though. I miss all my old buddies. is anyone still here. should I abandon ship too?